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I'M Not Sure Why By That Omega Kid

 
“My, oh my Danny my boy. This is another fine mess we’re in.” Motor said in a faux southern accent for no reason. 

“This wasn’t my fault Mikey, I had no idea he would be coming back this early.” 

“You had no idea? That’s the problem Dan. You’ve got to do more research on your sweetheart’s rich daddy.” Motor said as he brought his face closer to Danny’s from inside the closet, “Fail to prepare and you prepare to fail.” 

“Yes thank you for the lecture, but can we work out how we’re going to get out of here please??” 

“Okay, okay. Cool it Don Juan. Right, all we have to do is figure out if he prefers tits or ass.” 

“What?!” Danny struggled to stifle his disbelief, “What the hell has that got to do with getting us out of here??!” 

“Nothing, but I just figured that if we’re going to be trapped in here for a few hours, we might as well have something to talk about.”

Copyright That Omega Kid 2011


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